Tumblr (3.0; @aaaghcabbage)http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuy7wnfiKn1qzrg82o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wow.<br/>Looks like I’m a little late</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/291642729http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/291642729Sun, 20 Dec 2009 02:29:10 -0900<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuxmwgNGqc1qzpmaio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/291179648/oh-melanie-laurent-wins-the-boner-of-the-year">bonerparty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh, Melanie Laurent wins the “Boner Of The Year” Award. no questions asked. sweet jesus. french women are the best. not only do they talk like Ren from Ren & Stimpy but they also smoke and eat whatever / whenever they feel like. so gnar.</p> </blockquote> <p>Totes<br/><br/><br/>Edit:<br/>Actually, she looks kinda like this girl I had a crush on my swim team<br/>Mmmmmmmmm she had this gritty voice and ohhhhhhh my lord</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/291473566http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/291473566Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:53:00 -0900<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/289450678/tumblr_kuvewwbHxM1qzrg82&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Mosh Ben Ari - Eem Rak Na’iz</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/289450678http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/289450678Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:07:44 -0900<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuuyx0kT4r1qzrg82o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Unfinished good tiiiiimes</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/289109971http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/289109971Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:22:11 -0900<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuu251lBUm1qzrg82o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A good pair of slacks can go a loooooong way</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/288535284http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/288535284Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:34:12 -0900<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuqde4McUB1qzrg82o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mitosis motha fuckaaa</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/285738776http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/285738776Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:46:49 -0900<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kupui3aqo81qzrg82o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/285202108http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/285202108Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:58:51 -0900<p>How could we be so foolish!?<br/>We came up with the brilliant idea of having a giant makeshift aquarium at the convention center.<br/>We made sure that sea animals of all kinds were there, including both predators and all manner of fish.<br/>In a separate area, we even had some land animals, such as panda bears and musk ox.<br/>It was then that all hell broke loose.<br/>The hammerhead shark we had had decided to eat EVERYTHING in sight.<br/>I’m amazed that it didn’t explode from how many fucking things it ate.<br/>The panda and the musk ox managed to start fighting too and it was just a giant animal shit show, so I decided it would be in my best interest to leave.<br/><br/>Once outside, we gathered and performed a dance routine much like the end of Slumdog Millionaire to:<br/><br/><br/></p> <p> <object height="332" width="480" data="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x9crf&related=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"> <param name="src" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x9crf&related=0"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></object> <br/><b><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9crf_outkastroses_music">Outkast.-.Roses.</a></b><br/><i></i></p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/281855534http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/281855534Sun, 13 Dec 2009 08:18:00 -0900<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukst44ueg1qzrg82o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Happens more often than not</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/281247376http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/281247376Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:34:16 -0900<object width="400" height="233" id="msnbc79796e" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=10,0,0,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640" /><param name="FlashVars" value="launch=34337416&width=420&height=245" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="opaque" /><embed name="msnbc79796e" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640" width="400" height="233" flashvars="launch=34337416&width=420&height=245" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/278155315http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/278155315Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:23:28 -0900<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19le2w8vd2sXCVOhho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/277729572/the-icingcano-bottom-layer-of-brownies-topped-by">thisiswhyyourefat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>The Icingcano</b></p> <p>Bottom layer of brownies, topped by a layer of chocolate cake and a layer of red velvet cake, smothered in Oreos mixed with frosting, rice Krispies, marshmallow fluff, meringue and chocolate pudding.</p> </blockquote> <p>Please oh please oh please oh please</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/277992243http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/277992243Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:05:46 -0900<p>So Michael had the BRILLIANT idea of going into this house to compete against other people for the chance of winning a “mysterious prize”.<br/>Each person had their own challenges that they had to overcome, and if they failed, they would be killed.<br/>I refused to go in at first, but he’s so damn convincing!<br/>We were able to get through a lot of the challenges, but many people unfortunately were not.<br/>Then, at one point, there was a challenge that was tailored to each person specifically.<br/>My challenge?<br/>I had to eat a jar of quarters, nickels, and dimes.<br/><br/>Fucking TERRIBLE.</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/277692501http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/277692501Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:47:55 -0900<p><a href="http://gifparty.tumblr.com/post/276821039">gifparty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://www.boblauer.com/guidette.gif" width="320" height="181"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Ed Hardyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/277114529http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/277114529Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:53:35 -0900<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuehyvApUD1qzpzfmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/">juliasegal</a>)<br/><br/></p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/277114007http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/277114007Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:53:10 -0900<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudhqeSCy01qzrg82o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I approve</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/275799916http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/275799916Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:51:50 -0900<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuboknIycC1qzrg82o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>PHOTOBOMBED!</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/274383657http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/274383657Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:24:23 -0900<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VKNXNaoTTbg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VKNXNaoTTbg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Sayin’ it like it is, mang</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/274348250http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/274348250Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:47:22 -0900<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H_X7mMU6Gb0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H_X7mMU6Gb0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’?</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/274045042http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/274045042Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:53:51 -0900<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_fj4VsKiL2w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_fj4VsKiL2w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Wow.<br/>Uhhhh…<br/>Hmmm…<br/><br/>How do I gracefully say, “I wanna jump your bones?”</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/274043204http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/274043204Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:52:38 -0900<p>In a dystopian future where one must escape the clutches of absolute government, I ran and kept running so I wouldn’t be caught.<br/>My group finally found a place we could stay safely, but people started filtering in, endangering our hidden settlement by attracting attention. <br/>A dangerous group of men stopped by our “home” and demanded we either pay them some of our food or sexually gratify them.<br/>Upon seeing the fairly attractive young ladies in our group, they sprung into violent action.<br/>We ended up drowning them all in a nearby body of water, go figure.<br/><br/>Interestingly enough, most of the dream consisted of us arguing about the orientation of the furniture.</p>http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/273219564http://aaaghcabbage.tumblr.com/post/273219564Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:19:43 -0900