Wow.
Looks like I’m a little late
oh, Melanie Laurent wins the “Boner Of The Year” Award. no questions asked. sweet jesus. french women are the best. not only do they talk like Ren from Ren & Stimpy but they also smoke and eat whatever / whenever they feel like. so gnar.
Totes
Edit:
Actually, she looks kinda like this girl I had a crush on my swim team
Mmmmmmmmm she had this gritty voice and ohhhhhhh my lord
Unfinished good tiiiiimes
A good pair of slacks can go a loooooong way
Mitosis motha fuckaaa
How could we be so foolish!?
We came up with the brilliant idea of having a giant makeshift aquarium at the convention center.
We made sure that sea animals of all kinds were there, including both predators and all manner of fish.
In a separate area, we even had some land animals, such as panda bears and musk ox.
It was then that all hell broke loose.
The hammerhead shark we had had decided to eat EVERYTHING in sight.
I’m amazed that it didn’t explode from how many fucking things it ate.
The panda and the musk ox managed to start fighting too and it was just a giant animal shit show, so I decided it would be in my best interest to leave.
Once outside, we gathered and performed a dance routine much like the end of Slumdog Millionaire to:
Happens more often than not
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