I don’t : Give :: A care :: Anymore
I am overworked
Will I ever get some sleep?
Baby is tirrrred
Having long toenails : Uncomfortable :: Cutting your long toenails : Incredibly satisfying
Take U To Da Movies.
(Source: dirtysanchezz, via vanityiswhatweaimfor)
Brush teeth : Twice daily :: Wash pants : Annually
Work : Productivity :: Internet connection : http://dolanduck.cheezburger.com/
yay! watch this!!!!New fat boy cartoon by lulinternet! Click the gif or watch the embed below:
Summer lovin’ : Happened so fast :: Winter lovin’ : Human blanket
Dinner : Pizza :: Breakfast : Pizza