January 2012
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December 2011
9 posts
Haiku
In 24 hours The pasta on your pizza Will be all dried up
Haiku
Cooking more often In an effort to practice So I’m not useless
Haiku
I found a blender I made a milkshake with it Now I am bloated
Haiku
I walked down the street Then I ordered two McRibs Now my stomach hurts
November 2011
5 posts
Nautilus for America: Eligan is a difficult... →
curiousned:
Eligan is a difficult student. For months I chided him for his outbursts, whether throwing kids into walls, smacking girls, kissing girls, or calling out during class. When I met with his mother, we set the goal of having Eligan get a “green” day. This refers to the color-coordinated…
October 2011
3 posts
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September 2011
19 posts
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That moment you remember you had food in the oven
mimidees:
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August 2011
21 posts
Haiku
I love refried beans On tacos, on burritos But mostly nachos
Cinquain
Flowers Blooming on trees What is that I see there? Oh my god! Are those oranges? EAT THEM.
Haiku
We are all sailors Keep your eyes out for pirates! Though, I want booty
Haiku
Vodka gingerale! How much did you put in here? Oh fuck, I am drunk - Becca
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You’re an octopus I am an orangutan You give better hugs
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Look! I see Roland I’m wavin’. Tryin’ to just Get his attention
Haiku
Your early mornings
May them be full of breakfast,
People, and boners
