May 2012
6 posts
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I don’t : Give :: A care :: Anymore
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I am overworked Will I ever get some sleep? Baby is tirrrred
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Having long toenails : Uncomfortable :: Cutting your long toenails : Incredibly satisfying
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Brush teeth : Twice daily :: Wash pants : Annually
April 2012
5 posts
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Work : Productivity :: Internet connection : http://dolanduck.cheezburger.com/
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Summer lovin’ : Happened so fast :: Winter lovin’ : Human blanket
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Dinner : Pizza :: Breakfast : Pizza
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I need to do work There is still so much to do Are my clothes dry yet?
February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
9 posts
Haiku
In 24 hours The pasta on your pizza Will be all dried up
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Cooking more often In an effort to practice So I’m not useless
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I found a blender I made a milkshake with it Now I am bloated
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I walked down the street Then I ordered two McRibs Now my stomach hurts
November 2011
5 posts
Nautilus for America: Eligan is a difficult... →
curiousned:
Eligan is a difficult student. For months I chided him for his outbursts, whether throwing kids into walls, smacking girls, kissing girls, or calling out during class. When I met with his mother, we set the goal of having Eligan get a “green” day. This refers to the color-coordinated…
October 2011
3 posts
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September 2011
19 posts
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That moment you remember you had food in the oven
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